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xosexichica18ox: pshh way to be mean
foreverConv1cted: i should say the same
xosexichica18ox: whattt!?!!
xosexichica18ox: yea ok
xosexichica18ox: ur just flat out mean n hate me
foreverConv1cted: psh
foreverConv1cted: no i dont
foreverConv1cted: i just dont respond to people
foreverConv1cted: ever
foreverConv1cted: as a matter of fact
foreverConv1cted: who are you
xosexichica18ox: yea u just say i wanna chill
xosexichica18ox: n never call
xosexichica18ox: u no wat brian
xosexichica18ox: ur a real jerk
foreverConv1cted: HOW DARE YOU
foreverConv1cted: I AM THE HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN
xosexichica18ox: WTF
VERDICT: EAT SHIT |
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| Fun with math! |
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| 10:35pm 28/04/2004 |
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gentlemenMGOUFFE: let us think of a vertical number line that is tangent to a unit circle so that a point representing 0 on the number line coincides with a point on the circle.
l337hitchhiker: ?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: some corresponding points can be the the positive ray of the number line making a single rotation about the circle.
l337hitchhiker: who is this
gentlemenMGOUFFE: each point on the circle determines the terminal ray of a central angle of a circle. the radian measure of an angle in standard position is equal to the coordinate of the corresponding point on the number line.
l337hitchhiker: wtf
gentlemenMGOUFFE: for example, a point whose coordinate is 2 on a number line corresponds to a point on the unit circle that determines an angle whose radian measure is 2.
l337hitchhiker: who the hell is this
gentlemenMGOUFFE: similarly, a point whose coordinate is pi/2 (approx. 1.5708) on the number line corresponds to a point on the unit circle that determines an angle whose radian measure is pi/2, that is, a right angle
l337hitchhiker: so whats the point\
gentlemenMGOUFFE: we can continue to wrap the positive ray of the number line about the circle in a counterclockwise direction.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: in the same way, we can wrap the negative ray of the number line about the circle in a clockwise direction.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: and under this wrapping function, every point on the real-number line corresponds to one, and ONLY ONE point on that circle.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: do you understand?
l337hitchhiker: to an extant enough to know part of it
l337hitchhiker: but who hte hell are you
gentlemenMGOUFFE: very good... moving on...
gentlemenMGOUFFE: there is, however, an infinite number of points on the real-number linethat correspond to the same point on the unit circle.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: would you like an example?
l337hitchhiker: sure
l337hitchhiker: ?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: the points that represent the real numbers 0, 2pi, -2pi, 4pi, -4pi, 6pi, -6pi, and so on, all correspond to point (1, 0) on the circle, that is, the point thst determines a central angle of 0 radian.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: this set of real numbers is indicated by the expression 2piK, where K represents any integer.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: is it all sinking in? because it's going to get a bit harder now.
l337hitchhiker: one more time old man npc
gentlemenMGOUFFE: tough luck... anyway, as i was saying...
gentlemenMGOUFFE: in the same way, the set of points whose real numbers are of the form 2+2piK for all integral values of k corresponds to a point on the unit circle that determines a central angle of 2 radians.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: we will use this correspondence between points on the real-number line and the radian measures of angles of a unit circle to graph trigonometric functions.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: and that concludes our lesson.
l337hitchhiker: sweet
gentlemenMGOUFFE: dont forget to study, fishlips
l337hitchhiker: ok so who is this
gentlemenMGOUFFE: professor m. gouffe
gentlemenMGOUFFE: goodbye
VERDICT: SK00L'D! |
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| Body Wars |
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| 06:22pm 27/04/2004 |
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gentlemenMGOUFFE: hey, whats your favorite alcohol?
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: lol
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i'm a liquor girl usually
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ahh i see
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: you?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: you like partying?
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: yup
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yeah? well this is your liver. i wanted to tell you that if you keep drinking, im strikin' your ass with jaundice
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: hahaha
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: yea i know
gentlemenMGOUFFE: on top of that, when you poop in more colors than a bag of skittles dont be surprised
gentlemenMGOUFFE: as for the partying, im sure one day youre gonna run into my buddy "the clap". he's from the mean streets of rectumville
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i do not lol
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: just because i party doesn't mean i sleep around
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yeah? well how would you like an obstruction of the flow of bile out of the liver sweetheart?
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: whats your point
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: are you trying to get me to stop drinking or something?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: did you know that apart from the brain, i'm the most complex organ in the body?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: when you drink, i feel like ive got cerebal freakin' palsy
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: sounds like fun
gentlemenMGOUFFE: oh yeah, if you like getting saliva all oer the moulding of someones house
gentlemenMGOUFFE: seriously, do you know what happened to your cystic duct last saturday?
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i don't mind....its not my house
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: how did you know about that duct ?
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i tried to keep him a secret
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yeah? well he's in a cast for the next three weeks thanks to you
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i'm aware but hes recovering on a happy note
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: theres no need to bring that guy back down he knows what hes been through
gentlemenMGOUFFE: he's been through too much
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i get your point
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: but he secretly told me he's ready for more!!!
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: in fact....wheres that shot glass
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: lets get this party goin NOW!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: THAT'S A LIE!!!!! HE'S NOT LIKE THAT!!! HE'S A SELFLESS INDIVIDUAL!!
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: well i'm afraid you don't know him as well as i do
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: my fine fellow
gentlemenMGOUFFE: maybe you should get a section c
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i prefer section f
gentlemenMGOUFFE: give him some fresh air
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: well i didn't tell you this before but i'm your brain
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i know you havn't heard from me in a long time
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: so this comes as a surprise
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i think its about time you start using me some more
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: instead of keeping that nice head of yours up your ass all the time
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: darling
gentlemenMGOUFFE: oh yeah? well i'm really your penis
gentlemenMGOUFFE: and im gonna make you my bitch
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: thats funny
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: sounds like a good time
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i take it you as well like the penis
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i love myself.. unlike you
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: well i'm glad my penis loves itself
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i treat you right though
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i got a strap-on uzi right here. im not afraid to go to work right now on your duodenum
gentlemenMGOUFFE: Youll be all like "Ow! My duodenum's acting up!"
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: happens all the time
gentlemenMGOUFFE: no joking.
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: not a big deal buddy
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im a big man. im like being face to face with a rugby ball
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i prefer baseball
gentlemenMGOUFFE: you want me to call the clap?!?! DO YOU?!
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: sure bring him on
gentlemenMGOUFFE: cuz im warning you. he's a juggalo
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i already am good friends with his buddies syphillis and mr. herpes
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: syphillis doesn't really talk to me much anymore
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: but mr . herpes likes to visit quite often
gentlemenMGOUFFE: little do you know, sir syphillis and lord herpes are like pit bulls. they'll turn on you in the blink of an eye
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: they've been good to me thus far
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: thank you for the heads up though....matters like these must not be taken lightly
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yeah, well i gotta go develop that embryo you conjured up a month ago with that kid henry
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: thats been taken care of
gentlemenMGOUFFE: so ill be back.. im warning you
gentlemenMGOUFFE: one more thing... im your vagina too
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: so what AREN'T you on my body? you seem to have been so many things lately
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ohh dont fuck with me. i'll put period blood in your home water supply.
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i'm on the pill thanks
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: you should know that dragon breath
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i knifed that pill 5 minutes after you swallowed it
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: o really........what time was that approximately ?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: it ain't doin any good honey
gentlemenMGOUFFE: sooner or later, youll submit
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: submit to what
gentlemenMGOUFFE: the worst period of your life
gentlemenMGOUFFE: it'll be so bad, you could probably get a job at the little league lobbing baseballs out of your vagina
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: i can't wait
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im not kidding. im a crazy motherfucker
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: we'll see
gentlemenMGOUFFE: bring it on!
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: its already been broughten
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im from the streets
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: interesting
gentlemenMGOUFFE: oh yeah, moscow represent
X JeN AnD JUiCeX: im-fucking-pressive
VERDICT: J4UND1CE OWN3D |
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| Skull Fucks and Ravens |
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| 03:57pm 27/04/2004 |
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MGOUFFEINATOR: hey there sweet cheeks
OblivionAngel007: umm.. hi
MGOUFFEINATOR: whats this I hear that your fucking around with my girlfriend
OblivionAngel007: and who is that?
MGOUFFEINATOR: dont you dare touch Ashley again or im gonna come after you man
OblivionAngel007: who is ashley?
MGOUFFEINATOR: dont play stupid with me numnutts
OblivionAngel007: dude i have a girlfriend her name is Desiree so what the fuck are you talkin about?
MGOUFFEINATOR: stop fucking around with me, stay away or im gonna skull fuck you
OblivionAngel007: god dude.. you need help
MGOUFFEINATOR: are you threatning me?
MGOUFFEINATOR: I could be over your house in ten min ready to skull fuck you
OblivionAngel007: whats her last name?
MGOUFFEINATOR: don't play dumb with me asshole
OblivionAngel007: get your head out of your ass
MGOUFFEINATOR: im gonna be getting my penis out of your skull when I'm done with you
OblivionAngel007: i dont know any ashley your making yourself look like an moron
MGOUFFEINATOR: w/e man stay away from her and go fuck your nasty fat girlfriend
OblivionAngel007: whats my name? obviously a big shit like you would now this right?
MGOUFFEINATOR: how about I call you kid who fucks large ugly women who resembes a man
OblivionAngel007: how bout you take some classes on insulting
MGOUFFEINATOR: how about you stop fucking that fat bitch
OblivionAngel007: how old are you?
MGOUFFEINATOR: listen, maybe I'm wrong, but cubanchica1488 told me she saw you with my gf
OblivionAngel007: uhh... who is that?
MGOUFFEINATOR: some girl I kno
MGOUFFEINATOR: you better im her and find out whats going on
OblivionAngel007: who is this?
cubanchica1488: whos this?
OblivionAngel007: this the guy who you sent MGOUFFEINATOR after
OblivionAngel007: im being chewed out over some girl i dont know : /
cubanchica1488: wtf
cubanchica1488: im lost
OblivionAngel007: did you tell that guy you saw me with his girlfriend?
cubanchica1488: um no
OblivionAngel007: she doesnt seem to know whats going on
MGOUFFEINATOR: well she told me, curse her out, maybe then she will talk
RavenAngel6875: HEY
MGOUFFEINATOR: hey there
RavenAngel6875: whats up?
MGOUFFEINATOR: nm, what are you some type of fucking crow
RavenAngel6875: no why?
MGOUFFEINATOR: ravenangel
MGOUFFEINATOR: arnt you cool now
RavenAngel6875: my name is Raven is my name....
MGOUFFEINATOR: I highly doubt that
RavenAngel6875: well it is..
MGOUFFEINATOR: your just some ugly kid with nasty hair, thinking "look at me, I'm Raven some cool gothic kid who can summon the dark lord"
RavenAngel6875: riiight....
MGOUFFEINATOR: yea
RavenAngel6875: and ur an ass who accuses ppl of flirting with ur girl
RavenAngel6875: thats if u even have one....
MGOUFFEINATOR: your a fucking bird
MGOUFFEINATOR: we all have our problems
RavenAngel6875: and ur fuckin ur mom
RavenAngel6875: so i guess thats a prob now isnt it?
MGOUFFEINATOR: nah man, im fucking your mom
MGOUFFEINATOR: she really pulled my back last night
RavenAngel6875: my moms dead
MGOUFFEINATOR: im a necro, what can I say
RavenAngel6875: ppssh thats only cuz u cant get any from the livin
MGOUFFEINATOR: of course
RavenAngel6875: right...at least u admit it
MGOUFFEINATOR: your a bird!
VERDICT: N3CROWN3D! |
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| 09:09pm 26/04/2004 |
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The Gouffes are looking for One Maybe Two more syallables to join the ranks of the dumbest fuckers ever.
So if you want to join. or just enjoy reading this shizzle comment so we can know our audience
P.S. They who shakes their ass the greatest gets called a milkshake loving nigga
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| Antiviolence For All |
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| 08:27pm 26/04/2004 |
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MGOUFFEINATOR: Hi, this is Marty from the Anitviolent Association of America and I recieved your email about Antiviolence in Commack High School. I have reviewed your request and im sorry to say that your a very violent child with issues
Buggie6446: who is this??
MGOUFFEINATOR: Marty Fendlestien from the Antiviolent Association of America
MGOUFFEINATOR: why are you so violent?
Buggie6446: haha .. who is this!!
MGOUFFEINATOR: listen miss, my names Marty and im also a violent man
MGOUFFEINATOR: don't you just hate kids with glasses, I wanna punch thm so badly
MGOUFFEINATOR: and fat kids, o boy where do I begin with them
Buggie6446: stop it
MGOUFFEINATOR: hey, the email I recived from you was worse
Buggie6446: i didnt write any emails
MGOUFFEINATOR: I reiceved an email from a Felecia from Commack High School, saying sme very violent things
MGOUFFEINATOR: and well I love it
Buggie6446: first of all ..spell my name right
Buggie6446: second of all , this just isnt funny.
Buggie6446: if ur gonna do something like this, atleast make it somewhat believable
MGOUFFEINATOR: what are you, antiviolent?
Buggie6446: what i am doesnt pertain to you.
MGOUFFEINATOR: are you that violent
Buggie6446: what are you talking about
MGOUFFEINATOR: you have some serious problems
MGOUFFEINATOR: in your email, you descried the pleasure of attacking homeless people and fat kids
Buggie6446: grow up, thanks.
MGOUFFEINATOR: I think you need to grow up, being violent isnt healthy
Buggie6446: who is this
Buggie6446: gd.
MGOUFFEINATOR: this is a fellow antiviolent person
MGOUFFEINATOR: I was just testing you, so tell me, how antiviolent are you?
Buggie6446: haha very.
MGOUFFEINATOR: yea m2
Buggie6446: good, so vote for me.
MGOUFFEINATOR: how do you try to stop bullies
Buggie6446: im not going to answer any of your questions until you tell me who u r
Buggie6446: and how u got my sn
MGOUFFEINATOR: I got it from a website on antiviolence
Buggie6446: well thats impossible.
MGOUFFEINATOR: im serious, I hate violence
MGOUFFEINATOR: its terrible, I knew this bully once, he used to pick on me every day
MGOUFFEINATOR: so one day, I took this bat and I bashed his head in!
Buggie6446: is this a sick joke or sometyhing
MGOUFFEINATOR: no, im just a fellow antiviolent person
Buggie6446: this isnt funny.
Buggie6446: stop
MGOUFFEINATOR: but i wanna talk about antiviolence!
Buggie6446: well im not going to talk to you anymore until you tell me who you really are.
MGOUFFEINATOR: fine, this is Justin gentile
Buggie6446: no its not
MGOUFFEINATOR: im serious
Buggie6446: no its deff not.
MGOUFFEINATOR: why is that
Buggie6446: cause he wouldnt do that, im best friends with his girlfriend .. and i was just telling him wat U were doing.
Buggie6446: good try though.
MGOUFFEINATOR: maybe I would, who cares if your best friends with Molly
Buggie6446: this is creepy
MGOUFFEINATOR: its Justin
Buggie6446: fine if ur justin then wats on saturday
Buggie6446: this is such bs
MGOUFFEINATOR: its mollys birthday
MGOUFFEINATOR: of course
Buggie6446: nbo its not
MGOUFFEINATOR: then what, huh?
Buggie6446: mollys birthday is febuary 9th
Buggie6446: vincent.
MGOUFFEINATOR: ...your a lesbian
It's the Antiviolent girl running for secretery! Anyway, Justin told her who I was so he is not allowed to enter our contest |
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| Attention! |
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| 05:56pm 26/04/2004 |
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The Brothers Gouffe are holding a contest. We have decided to allow two worthy pranksters into our brethren. Now this is a contest of sorts. All you need to do is prank somebody... Anybody. It could be about anything you want. You will be judged on three categories: Humor, flow, and presentation.
To enter, just leave a comment on this post with the prank and your name and the three of us will critique it.
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| Rose and Her Many Buttplugs |
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| 05:21pm 25/04/2004 |
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MGOUFFEINATOR:Hi, I recieved your email about the buttplugs and as far as color go, we have a wide selection
cubanchica1488: give me w/e the best seller is
cubanchica1488: i only want the best
MGOUFFEINATOR: our motto is, the best for your asshole so you;ve come to the right place
MGOUFFEINATOR: now as sizes go, how large
cubanchica1488: hmm ill take a medium size
MGOUFFEINATOR: ok well the total is 51.56
cubanchica1488: 51.56 ?!
cubanchica1488: thats a ripoff
cubanchica1488: i can get better elsewhere
MGOUFFEINATOR: how much do you usally pay for a buttplug?
cubanchica1488: 7 each!
MGOUFFEINATOR: well ours are made of special space glass
cubanchica1488: yeah who would want to put glass in their ass???
cubanchica1488: try it and get back to me
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| What was I thinking? |
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| 01:45am 25/04/2004 |
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gentlemenMGOUFFE: hi
psilo9: ?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: this is jillian pfaeffle
gentlemenMGOUFFE: remember me? i bought a train whistle from you the other day
gentlemenMGOUFFE: well, it broke. and i was wondering if i could get my $3 back?
psilo9: ??
gentlemenMGOUFFE: what?
psilo9: sure you can
psilo9: that whistle was fucking priceless nig
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ok cool. where do you want to meet me?
psilo9: wherever
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im not sure where
psilo9: douche
gentlemenMGOUFFE: disposable douche?
psilo9: no, more like an enema
psilo9: like stiff, rigid
psilo9: filled with love
psilo9: i can honestly say
psilo9: i dont give a shit
gentlemenMGOUFFE: thats cool
psilo9: who be you?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: jillian pfaeffle
psilo9: erm, i dunno you
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i dont know you either. you just sold me a train whistle
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| 01:18am 25/04/2004 |
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gentlemenMGOUFFE: choo choo!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: come aboard the hooooe train!
OoChalk WhiteoO: ?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: hey baby how are you this fine evening?
OoChalk WhiteoO: do i know u
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im an e-pimp named general cornrow-wallis
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i wanted to know if your fiiiine ass would like to be pimped
OoChalk WhiteoO: e-pimp? heh
gentlemenMGOUFFE: thats right baby
gentlemenMGOUFFE: you interested? you get a free starter set of skimpy e-lingerie
gentlemenMGOUFFE: you wanna take a ride on the hoe train?
OoChalk WhiteoO signed off at 1:18:05 AM.
VERDICT: B1TCHSLAPP3D! |
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| 12:53am 25/04/2004 |
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gentlemenMGOUFFE: hey
habitatsk8ter04: who DIS is
gentlemenMGOUFFE: speak english
gentlemenMGOUFFE: and who is THIS?
habitatsk8ter04: who r u
habitatsk8ter04: u imed me
gentlemenMGOUFFE: and what are you doing on my screen name???
habitatsk8ter04: wut r u talkin about this is mine
habitatsk8ter04: i made and look at my profile
gentlemenMGOUFFE: did you hax0r me?
habitatsk8ter04: i made it too
habitatsk8ter04: wut
gentlemenMGOUFFE: YOU HAX0RED ME DIDNT YOU?!?!
habitatsk8ter04: no
habitatsk8ter04: i don't even know wut that means so
habitatsk8ter04: later
gentlemenMGOUFFE: you fat nerd pimple-cheeked geek shit-plower bitch
habitatsk8ter04: KRAKA
gentlemenMGOUFFE: wait
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i wanna get to the bottom of this
habitatsk8ter04: u aint nutin but a KRAKA WANNA BE
gentlemenMGOUFFE: thats great
gentlemenMGOUFFE: but how long have you had this screen name?
habitatsk8ter04: i don't even know u or wabnt to know u
habitatsk8ter04: like months
habitatsk8ter04: no like 3 weeks
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yes you do! I AM THE HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN!
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| My Boss is a Jewish Carpentor |
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| 01:39pm 24/04/2004 |
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Qtpatoodee17: who is this
MGOUFFEINATOR: my names Chris
Qtpatoodee17: chris...
MGOUFFEINATOR: Chris Waterloo
MGOUFFEINATOR: and you've just won ten thousand dollars!
Qtpatoodee17: who are you!?
Qtpatoodee17: how did u get me sn
MGOUFFEINATOR: I bought it off this hobo in some ally in NYC
MGOUFFEINATOR: said you were a rough one
Qtpatoodee17: a rough one?
MGOUFFEINATOR: yea, he said you banged the shit out of him
Qtpatoodee17: a hobo in nyc!?
Qtpatoodee17: WHAT!?
Qtpatoodee17: why would u say that??
MGOUFFEINATOR: hey I dunno what you do on your free time
Qtpatoodee17: i dont bang hobos
MGOUFFEINATOR: yea right, you stupid hobo banger
MGOUFFEINATOR: you must be crawling with STDS
Qtpatoodee17: thats distusting
MGOUFFEINATOR: how do you live with yourself?
Qtpatoodee17: how do u live with urself with that idea!?
Qtpatoodee17: thats appauling
MGOUFFEINATOR: hobos dont lie
MGOUFFEINATOR: besides I gave him a sandwich
Qtpatoodee17: why were u talkin to a hobo
MGOUFFEINATOR: he appeared out of a dream...or a trashcan
Qtpatoodee17: WHO ARE YOU!
MGOUFFEINATOR: and he wanted my sandwhich, he goes hey ill give you the sn of this girl Jessie who loves to bang people
Qtpatoodee17: how do u no my name!?
MGOUFFEINATOR: he told me
Qtpatoodee17: seriously
Qtpatoodee17: who are you
MGOUFFEINATOR: my names chris
MGOUFFEINATOR: Marty the hobo told me about you
Qtpatoodee17: wtf
Qtpatoodee17: sweetie i dont no ne hobos
Qtpatoodee17: who the hell are you
MGOUFFEINATOR: fine, its jesus
MGOUFFEINATOR: sorry I was bored, there isnt much to do in heaven, besides building tables
MGOUFFEINATOR: jewish carpenter pride!
Qtpatoodee17: who the hell are you!!!!!
MGOUFFEINATOR: its jesus
Qtpatoodee17: there is no jesus!
MGOUFFEINATOR: you fellow jew
Qtpatoodee17: and if there was
Qtpatoodee17: iu dont htink hed be on the computer right now
MGOUFFEINATOR: we have awsome internet connections in heaven
MGOUFFEINATOR: its so fast, its godly!
Qtpatoodee17: oo that was a good one
MGOUFFEINATOR: so I would like to tell you, that you need to stop fucking homeless people
Qtpatoodee17: i did not fuck any homeless ppl
Qtpatoodee17: i didnt fuck neone!!!
MGOUFFEINATOR: your probably as loose as this nice rob im wearing
Qtpatoodee17: ew
Qtpatoodee17: thats discusting
MGOUFFEINATOR: stop fucking homeless people!
Qtpatoodee17: >:o
MGOUFFEINATOR: all they need is some love and a turkey sandwich
VERDICT: WH0R3D |
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ok this kids a phony
gogetempowson: hello. do you like metal music?
Kidrock 13333: yeah
gogetempowson: have you heard the band riptide?
Kidrock 13333: no
gogetempowson: i suggest checking them out
gogetempowson: they kick major ass
Kidrock 13333: ok
gogetempowson: what nabnds do you like?
Kidrock 13333: slipknot chimaira korn black sabbath tool a.p.c static x rammstein nirvana ect
gogetempowson: yea man you'll definatey like riptide
gogetempowson: go get the song drowning
gogetempowson: what countrys flag is your icon?
Kidrock 13333: russian
gogetempowson: what nationalites are you?
gogetempowson: im 100% isreali
Kidrock 13333: 80 russian 20 germen
gogetempowson: thats cool.
Kidrock 13333: yeah
Kidrock 13333: just a question how did you get my sn
gogetempowson: i did a search with everyone with rock in their name
gogetempowson: cause i wanna promo this band
Kidrock 13333: ok
gogetempowson: and another thing fishlips.
gogetempowson: I WANNA CALL YOPU A FAGOOT MILKSHAKE LOVING NIGGER
gogetempowson: WHO HUGS BUNNYS
gogetempowson: AND FROLICS
gogetempowson: YOUR PROBABLY FAT AND WILL DIE A LONELY DEATH
gogetempowson: CAUSE RAMMSTEIN SUCKS
gogetempowson: THEY BURNED MY MOM
gogetempowson: NOW I VISIT HER IN THIS VASE
VERDICT: FUCKING OWNED SON
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Brian's turn...
gentlemenMGOUFFE: GO DRINK A MILKSHAKE YOU FAGGOT LOVING SISSY MARY!!!!!!
Kidrock 13333: i thought it was you
gentlemenMGOUFFE: YOU SUCK
gentlemenMGOUFFE: YOURE TERRIBLE
gentlemenMGOUFFE: YOURE GAY AND YOUR FUCKING GAY
Kidrock 13333: no
Kidrock 13333: come on i visit my dead mom in a vase
Kidrock 13333: and your mom died in the holocaust you'd be like 60
gentlemenMGOUFFE: YEAH YOU CORN EATING BASTARD!!
Kidrock 13333: dont you start with that you dirty niggar
gentlemenMGOUFFE: YOU LICK THE JUICE OFF THE BOSSMAN'S BOOTS!
Kidrock 13333: go rape a passed out white bitch
gentlemenMGOUFFE: where?
Kidrock 13333: just look in your closet
gentlemenMGOUFFE: KILL WHITEY!! STOMP THE WHITE RACE!!!
Kidrock 13333: fuck you go pick some cotton before i get the whip
Kidrock 13333: boy
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i bet you drive a piece of shit car... or a bicycle
Kidrock 13333: a crappy ass moped
gentlemenMGOUFFE: HA you sissy mary!
Kidrock 13333: why dont you pick up your wellfare
gentlemenMGOUFFE: go play soccer with the other sissy maries!!!
Kidrock 13333: no
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i wirk at computer associates. I DONT HAVE A WELFARE CHECK
Kidrock 13333: sports are for people that give a shit and i dont
gentlemenMGOUFFE: what are you 5?
Kidrock 13333: no 15 cockface
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i am what i eat
Kidrock 13333: stupid faggot
gentlemenMGOUFFE: sissy mary. go wear calf warmers and fishnets
Kidrock 13333: um no
gentlemenMGOUFFE: and listen to michael jackson
Kidrock 13333: no
gentlemenMGOUFFE: please?
Kidrock 13333: no
Kidrock 13333: why dont you
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i already do
gentlemenMGOUFFE: YOU WHITE TRASH DEVIL!
Kidrock 13333: no i'm from arizona not arkansas
Kidrock 13333: get it right fuckoff
gentlemenMGOUFFE: you sun-bathing hick!!!!!!!!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: go bake in the adobe!!!
Kidrock 13333: what i'm not some fucking wetback
gentlemenMGOUFFE: whatre you talking about?! im a kraut!
Kidrock 13333: then got eat your weinerschnitzels
gentlemenMGOUFFE: good one sweetheart
Kidrock 13333: i know
gentlemenMGOUFFE: so, how's life?
Kidrock 13333: ok
gentlemenMGOUFFE: same here
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im watching tv and listening to my cd
Kidrock 13333: how was dan in resource today
gentlemenMGOUFFE: AH! you butthead!!!!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: hahaahhah
Verdict: BUSTED! |
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| 01:26am 24/04/2004 |
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gamby ownage part 2
gogetempowson: Hi.
gogetempowson: Would you been interested in a brand new slightly used pair of calf warmers?
darksilvaramoon: blinks
darksilvaramoon: who are you?
gogetempowson: i am trying to get rid of 1999 calf warmers from my closet
gogetempowson: you see
gogetempowson: im gay.
gogetempowson: and i need gayer clothes
gogetempowson: so im selling my calf warmers
darksilvaramoon: ahhh and I am a lesian but that is becides the point I aam a b roke college student how has no money
gogetempowson: well. ill sell em cheap
gogetempowson: we both dont like the opposite sex
gogetempowson: 5$ off?
gogetempowson: how about 15.50
gogetempowson: brand new
gogetempowson: i only sweat once in them
darksilvaramoon: blinks sorry but no.
gogetempowson: damn.
gogetempowson: oh well thanks
gogetempowson: i have a low mileage turtle
darksilvaramoon: yup have fun sealing them
gogetempowson: are you interested?
darksilvaramoon: blinks... why are you talking to me and how did you find me?
gogetempowson: random person search
gogetempowson: i also have a bullwhip im trying to get rid of
gogetempowson: bought it off a mexican guy named sanchez
darksilvaramoon: ohhhh
darksilvaramoon: whip
darksilvaramoon: looks at wall with wepons and thinks
gogetempowson: might fit in well
darksilvaramoon: yes it would
gogetempowson: well ill let you think on it.
gogetempowson: i live in nyc a black gentleman named thurston.
darksilvaramoon: how much is it?
darksilvaramoon: I live in idaho
gogetempowson: how much you have in mind?
gogetempowson: i can ship
darksilvaramoon: girl with no life
darksilvaramoon: hummmm thinks
darksilvaramoon: well there is one here that I was thinking of getting for five from the purple moon since I am friends with them.
gogetempowson: oh.
gogetempowson: mine an authentic mexican bullwhip
gogetempowson: ill let you know if anything of the sort that interests turns up
darksilvaramoon: ok
gogetempowson: cya around
darksilvaramoon: yup
VERDICT: FETISH OWN3D!! |
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| 01:03am 24/04/2004 |
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mood: chipper
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gogetempowson: gogetempowson: hello consumer
Lazer4418: hi
gogetempowson: im selling a bathroom cleaner that may just revolutionize the way you scrub your toilet
Lazer4418: who is this
gogetempowson: I am a sales rep for comet cleaners inc.
Lazer4418: well, no thank you
Lazer4418: im not interested, u douche
gogetempowson: thats not very nice
gogetempowson: now im gonna have to turn into a preist and fuck you sideways
Lazer4418: lol
Lazer4418: who is this
gogetempowson: I am father dan
gogetempowson: youve been a bad boy and jesus is gonna put his 4 inch wrath in your anus hole
Lazer4418: u need help
gogetempowson: FEEL THE SWEET LOVE OF JESUS
gogetempowson: AND HIS ROD OF STORYTELLING
gogetempowson: GO BRAVES GO BRAVES
Lazer4418: lol
gogetempowson: i like eggs
Lazer4418: ok...
gogetempowson: WANNA FGHT ABOUT IT NIGGA?
Lazer4418: ok....?
gogetempowson: IM FROM THE STREETS BITCH
gogetempowson: utah represent
Lazer4418: ?
gogetempowson: you frontin' nigga?
gogetempowson: dont make me choke a bitch
Lazer4418: ?
gogetempowson: does i gots ta choke a bitch
Lazer4418: fuck you
gogetempowson: FUCK YOU you punk ass nigga im from the streets
gogetempowson: i fuck niggas like you in the asshole
gogetempowson: then i punch them
gogetempowson: im an asshole puncher
gogetempowson: one o' dose big beefy jobs they send into jails to selectivly punch asshole
VERDICT: totally fuckin' blocked CAUSE IM FROM DA STREETS |
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| 12:23am 24/04/2004 |
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mood: giggly
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gentlemenMGOUFFE: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LORD OF THE DANCE DVD!!!???
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: is this Conrad?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yes this is conrad
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: how'd u get the internet??
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: and its here.. at my house.
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: and watch ur language
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im cool like that
gentlemenMGOUFFE: actually, im on a laptop and im in the bathroom
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: at beths house??
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yeah
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: ha ha.. omigosh conrad! lOl.. ha ha.. u crack me up!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: it smells like poop in here
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: so what did u think of 707?
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: well thats ur fault for spending the night at Beths!!:-)
gentlemenMGOUFFE: were making out
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: what???
gentlemenMGOUFFE: were gettin our jiggy on
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: who all is?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: me and beth
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: thats grose
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im totally mackin it with her
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: so what did u think of 707 mister?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i got a girl pregnant in the bathroom once
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: conrad.. seriously.
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: I am just curious to know if you enjoyed church the other sunday?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yeah, but i had a boner the whole time
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: Conrad.. can u please be serious for once?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im being totally serious
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: no ur not.
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: I really would like to know how u took the service.. can we please have a civilized adult conversation here?
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: :-)
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i took it with a grain of salt
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i was like "whatev"
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: so u didnt get anything out of it?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: not really
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: are u being truthful with me?
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: if u didnt get anything out of it.. then why were u crying?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: my car battery died in my hemi
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: ohkay.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: it sucked. i got stuck in the midle of the damn road!!
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: I have no idea what ur talking about.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: my C-A-R
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: u dont HAVe a car!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i mean my PARENTS car. jeez, chill out
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: none of our parents have a hemi.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: hemi is the engine not the car
gentlemenMGOUFFE: get with the times!!!
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: alrighty.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: so
gentlemenMGOUFFE: see any good movies lately?
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: nooo.. not really.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i saw texas chainsaw massacre
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: I saw that in theatere's when it came out.. very scary movie!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i loved it
gentlemenMGOUFFE: then i went home and watched porn
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: ugh
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: so do u want to come to church sunday afternooon?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im scared of the priest!
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: Dan??
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yes!
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: why?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: he's gonna rape me!
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: he is not!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: you sure?
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: posivite
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ok but im bringing a butterfly knife just in case
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: no ur not.
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: but are u gonan come sunday?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: damn straight!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im gonna get my GOSPEL on!!!
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: so ur being serious.. ur gonna come?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: actually, i started playing my pokemon blue again. im just gonna sit home and play that instead
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: It wouldnt kill u to get away from the game and go to church conrad.. its not going to be as many people this sunday.. just me.. you .. josh and jessica
gentlemenMGOUFFE: screw em. im turning jewish
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: hahaha
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: please do come:-)
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ill see
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: please?:-)
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ok!!!!!!!!!!
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: ur gonna coem??
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ....maybe
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: come on!!!:-)
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: ya know ya wanna;-)
gentlemenMGOUFFE: if i do, you gotta flash me
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: NO!!!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ok ok chill
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: lol
gentlemenMGOUFFE: so, listen to any good music lately?
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: yesss
gentlemenMGOUFFE: who?
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: jeremy camp.. casting crowns.. maroon 5... britney spears.. etc
gentlemenMGOUFFE: bah
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im listening to more metal
gentlemenMGOUFFE: CUZ I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: hello?
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: hahaha.. oh gosh.. i dont like metal
gentlemenMGOUFFE: oh COME ON.... you KNOW slayer can totally poop on britney's chest
gentlemenMGOUFFE: :-P
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: ha ha.. omigosh:-) i just enjoy her music.. not her:-)
gentlemenMGOUFFE: she's a slut
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: lol.. u certainly didnt think so a while ago:-)
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i'm growing a goatee
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: reallly?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yeah
gentlemenMGOUFFE: im dying it bright red
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: thats coool
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yeah
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: cooool
gentlemenMGOUFFE: oh baby!
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: lol
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yeah
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: so what are ud oing at Beths?.. just wanted to get onthe internet?
gentlemenMGOUFFE: well of course
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: lol.. arent u going hnuts??
gentlemenMGOUFFE: is that like blueballs?
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: going crazy
gentlemenMGOUFFE: yeah i just ripped beth's head off
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i never knew that veins looked like condoms
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: wow
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: i'm going to go conrad.. u have a good night.. dont stay up too late!
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: I LOVE YOU!!!!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i love me too
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: I LOVE YOU!!!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: i love me too
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: noooo.. ur supposed to say I love you too silly
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: ready??
gentlemenMGOUFFE: quack quack!
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: I LOVE YOU!!!!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: charlie switchback!
SLaMMiN SaMSTeRs: I LOVE YoU!!!!!
gentlemenMGOUFFE: anarchy for life!
Verdict: FUCKIN' TOTALLY OWN3D!!!!!! |
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| Athiests and Bird Watchers |
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| 11:57pm 23/04/2004 |
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Athiests
MGOUFFEINATOR: Hi this is God
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: hi
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: lol
MGOUFFEINATOR: I jsut wanted to tell you that your a scum sucking bitch and that I do exist, you peice of athiest crap
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: kk
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: so wuts up
MGOUFFEINATOR: nothing much, just shilling here in heaven
MGOUFFEINATOR: so why are you an athiest?
MGOUFFEINATOR: are all the cool kids doing it these days?
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: well i belive in the supernatural spirit and a little bit of god
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: lol
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: nah
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: i'm not kool
MGOUFFEINATOR: supernatural my ass, I fucked that guy up last week
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: so who is this really?
MGOUFFEINATOR: hes some fuking deer
MGOUFFEINATOR: im god
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: yeah
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: who is it
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: *sigh*
MGOUFFEINATOR: I can even tell you jesus last name
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: cause i know god and god has no sn
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: i just wanna know who it is thats all
MGOUFFEINATOR: fine sorry, its jesus
xLaSTxDaRKxKiSSx: fine bye
MGOUFFEINATOR: im gonna go die for your sins, so long
Bird Watchers
MGOUFFEINATOR: you enjoy bird watching?
Bonzo4585: who is this?
MGOUFFEINATOR: what kind of birds do you watch
Bonzo4585: who is this?
MGOUFFEINATOR: a fellow bird watcher
Bonzo4585: what is your name?
MGOUFFEINATOR: Bob
Bonzo4585: bob what?
MGOUFFEINATOR: Bob Fendelstien
Bonzo4585: how do you know me?
MGOUFFEINATOR: I saw your sn on a bird watchers website
MGOUFFEINATOR: so what kind of birds you watch?
Bonzo4585: your mom
MGOUFFEINATOR: me personally, I rather watch women
MGOUFFEINATOR: get a telescope, maybe some lubricant
MGOUFFEINATOR: you know, grease up old sparky
-Troll
Verdict: Short, but OWN3D!!!!! |
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| Vincent... the chica |
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| 08:56pm 23/04/2004 |
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XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: sam n im going out wit eric
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: im sam
RouletteDares00: erics my man!
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: sammie
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: excusssse me
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: who the hell is this?
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: is this a chick or a guy?
RouletteDares00: a chick
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: whats your name?
RouletteDares00: jessica
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: u know eirck cortez?
RouletteDares00: I am going out with him
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: wtf no ur not i am
RouletteDares00: keep lying to yourself hunny
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: wtf u mutha fuckin bitch dont be sayin shit nor doin shit cuz u know erick is muh man
RouletteDares00: I fucked your man all night long
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: oh hell naw bitch
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: do u know morgan?
RouletteDares00: of course
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: well whats her last name then bitch?
RouletteDares00: bitch please, I dont keep track of that shit
RouletteDares00: im too busy with eric
RouletteDares00: he calls me his five finger love, if you catch my drift
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: if u wurr really goin out wit erick then ud know how to spell hi fuckin name
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: wtf if your goin out wit erick then y does your profile say Wish she'd gimme back my heart....
RouletteDares00: because he fucked my heart
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: but u said she
RouletteDares00: he needs something to fuck since you have a penis
RouletteDares00: im bisexual, you got a problem
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: yea
RouletteDares00: i love pussy
RouletteDares00: i have threesomes with eric, hes always like sammie is so ugly
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: u r messed
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: good bye
RouletteDares00: I heard you have a penis
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX:\ im geting a scary movie
RouletteDares00: is it you fucking yourself
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: yea thats right a strap on
RouletteDares00: thats pretty scary
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: guys really go for it these days
RouletteDares00: but you have the real thing
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: yea
RouletteDares00: stay away from eric
RouletteDares00: he loves me more
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: no he likes it up the ass !
RouletteDares00: i bet you do you hoe
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: he told me he wants to make babies and to name then all erick jr
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: so i know im a hoe
RouletteDares00: stay away from him!
XxBoUnCiNgBaBixX: but at lease i git guys
RouletteDares00: hes minnneeee!!!!!
RouletteDares00: so leave hoe
Verdict: OWN3D!!!!! |
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| 08:52pm 23/04/2004 |
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mood:  bouncy
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FabalousThug69: who da fuck is thiz?
gogetempowson: it doesnt matter man.
gogetempowson: i just wanted o say your girl cheated
FabalousThug69: yes it does nigga
FabalousThug69: who da fuck is diz?
FabalousThug69: umm no she didnt
gogetempowson: dude im just saying you should alk to her
FabalousThug69: and how tha fuck u kno my gurl
FabalousThug69: why if she didnt cheat on me
gogetempowson: just make sure man cause i heard other wise
FabalousThug69: from who?
gogetempowson: some mike brower kid
gogetempowson: he knows his shit man
FabalousThug69: ok?
gogetempowson: seriously
gogetempowson: this aint fuckin around nigga
FabalousThug69: r-i-g-h-t.3.
gogetempowson: haha your just pissed cause you got cheated on
FabalousThug69: who da fuck is this nigga
gogetempowson: first f all
gogetempowson: im puerto rican
FabalousThug69: who gives ah fuck
FabalousThug69: how u kno my lady in tha first place
gogetempowson: i dont mike brower does
gogetempowson: any way
FabalousThug69: my lady says she dont kno who da fuck that is
gogetempowson: well
gogetempowson: he says he knows you
gogetempowson: i met him at a show
gogetempowson: and he said to call you a trickass white boy
FabalousThug69: ok now i kno ur lying
FabalousThug69: wtf
FabalousThug69: im mexican
gogetempowson: thats all he said man
gogetempowson: im not saying your white mexican or black
FabalousThug69: how tha fuck did u get my s/n
gogetempowson: from mike
gogetempowson: we were at a ffrom autumn to ashes show. and he gave your sn out to like 4-5 people
gogetempowson: and he said he wants to shit in your mouth and film it
FabalousThug69: fucking ERIC!
gogetempowson: maybe that was his name
FabalousThug69: ok man fuck this shit
FabalousThug69: im upz man
gogetempowson: ok
gogetempowson: later
FabalousThug69: stupid ass lil niggaz playing games wit people they dont kno
gogetempowson: yea whatever
FabalousThug69: u think im playing
gogetempowson: spics dont know when someonesdoing them a favor. that whats seps puertos and mexys
FabalousThug69: muthafucker i live on the west side of chicago u aint got shit on me
gogetempowson: haha
gogetempowson: sure man
gogetempowson: i live in nyc
FabalousThug69: im fucking serious nigga
FabalousThug69: u dont kno shit about me
FabalousThug69: u prolly some fuckin wigga
gogetempowson: haha wogga
gogetempowson: sure
FabalousThug69: listening to fuckin Eminem trying to b black
gogetempowson: haha eninem sucks my fucking dick
gogetempowson: just like everyone else who tried to be black
gogetempowson: im listening to conga master pablo sanchez
FabalousThug69: ok?
FabalousThug69: and its wigga u stupid fuck
gogetempowson: salsa music is our heritage bro.
gogetempowson: haha like you should point out bad spelling
gogetempowson: with the name fabalous thug69 you wouldnt know your ass from your elbow anyway
gogetempowson: anyways im outta here just cause i tried to help you. i get this back
gogetempowson: peace.
gentlemenMGOUFFE: roulettedares00 fucked your girl
FabalousThug69 is idle at 8:33:58 PM.
FabalousThug69 is no longer idle at 8:36:37 PM.
FabalousThug69: who tha fuck is this?
FabalousThug69: ???
gentlemenMGOUFFE: you heard me fishlips
FabalousThug69: huh?
FabalousThug69: ok yall niggaz gotta stop playing gamez man
FabalousThug69: at first this shit was kinda funny but nows its gettin extremely annoyinh
gentlemenMGOUFFE: how about SPEAK FUCKIN ENGLISH
FabalousThug69: annoying*
FabalousThug69: r-i-g-h-t
FabalousThug69: how about shut tha fuck up and go get ah fucking life u fucking moron
gentlemenMGOUFFE: ok GANGSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! pick up your pants, theyre hangin off your ankles. hollaaaaa
FabalousThug69: ok?
FabalousThug69: w.e. nigga im upz
FabalousThug69: ~1~ LuV
FabalousThug69: stupid muthafucker
gentlemenMGOUFFE: <3
FabalousThug69 signed off at 8:45:49 PM.
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